What’s with the fad for plant walls? I’ve been struggling with one for months now. You can get to about ninety percent success, but the ten percent that’s dying spoils everything. After talking to experts and looking at plant walls all over town, I’ve concluded that ninety percent success is about as good as you can hope for. The bottom line is that they don’t bear close scrutiny. If you want a plant wall, just make sure it’s on the other side of the room.
The plants grow on mats of soilless medium clipped to a frame. They are watered by a drip irrigation system with emitters on eight inch centers. The installation is expensive and the ongoing maintenance really adds up. You could buy art and have fantastic cut flowers, delivered twice a week, for less.
And, honestly, I don’t get the appeal. I’m just guessing, but I think people are turned on by the displacement. A bed of pachysandra goes unnoticed on the ground, but once you start carpeting walls and ceilings with it, as they did at this Ann Demeulemeester boutique in Seoul, you are suddenly on trend. “Luxury meets Green$$$,” the headline reads. Maybe not so much as it starts dying out in patches.
I really start to lose it when buildings like this are described as “green.” Yes, there are lots of plants, but they are sustained by life support systems that needlessly consume resources. The goals of green building are simple: to diminish the human footprint on the planet by using fewer and more sustainable resources. These goals are not met by creating illusions; they are met by making a lot of modest, responsible, daily choices that add up to a kind of ethics. Inflate your tires, carpool, use more efficient light bulbs and turn them off when you leave the room. And design buildings that make those kind of choices attractive.
This is not to say that greening needs to be boring or frumpy or uninnovative. What it does need to be is effective. If the numbers don't add up, it ain't green. You can't get there by posing and making reference to attractive trends.
The fantastical "green" shown here is just BS:
And the sooner we can decouple escapist fantasies from green thinking, the sooner we can make progress with it.